Best spam ever

I'm sure most of you have gotten a spam or two (or two hundred) from some stranger offering to get your web site a higher rating in the search engines. Well, a contact at Google recently forwarded this gem along to me — it was received at his work address at Google:

Subject: I can't find www.google.com on Google!

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OK, you know what? If you can't find Google by searching for it on Google, maybe you should go look at the back of your computer and make sure the line cord is plugged in and your monitor is turned on. Yeesh.